Good old Visine! (Use as directed.)

I am tired. Not because I stayed up really late or did anything particularly taxing. It’s just that at any given moment on the average day, I am at least a little bit tired. Once when I was shopping with a friend, she said, “Why are you staring at that shirt like that?” I casually replied, “Oh, no reason,” but what I was thinking was, “Oh my goodness! Did I just fall asleep for a second?!” That’s why Visine is one of my most favorite “beauty” products ever: Just because I am tired doesn’t mean that I want to look tired.